Sorry, I've let flashes of brilliance be outweighed by bad puns. Asa.
For Every Action There is an Equal and Opposite ReactionWhen Susie and I bought our tickets for the night train to Crimea, the woman displayed with effective hand gestures that we would have the two top bunks in our four-bed second class room. Never having taken a night train, I didn't have an opinion. Susie, being a bit smaller than I, feared the climb up. But we settled in well, stuffed our backpacks easily into the overhead storage, and had the room to ourselves until long after we went to bed. The bigger concern, however, was how our mattresses didn't seem to not want to slip off into the void below. A note about the night train for those of you as ignorant as I was a week ago: When we arrived in our room, the top bunks were already folded down. Evidenty they can be folded up against the wall for day travel. But even down, we had plenty of room to sit on the lower bunks and look out the window. And on the top bunks was the bedding for all four beds: a thin mattress with a cloth cover, a blanket, and a sealed plastic bag containing two sheets, a pillowcase, a towel, and a pack of tissues for the toilet down the hall (oh and what an award-winningly-bad toilet it was). Susie and I quickly made up our beds expecting company soon. Then we climbed up into our nests (Susie using my leg as a step) and had a lovely evening reading and making notes. However, the physics lesson came as we tried to sleep in our little beds. We both had the identical thought which we later shared of being concerned about the mattress slippage away from the wall. So then we had the desire to keep an arm pressed against the wall to assure ourselves that we were not slipping. Which then led to the feeling that if we pressed too hard against the wall that we would in fact increase the slippage of the mattress. In the end, of course, we did not slip off our bunks on our magic carpet mattresses, but stayed put, in place, just like they had done hundreds of times over. But we got a laugh out of using (abusing?) our high school physics.
SimferopolOur first day in Crimea was kind of a lazy one. We found the apartment of our host, fellow volunteer Adrianne. She was heading out to work but not before we all shared a delicious breakfast of falafel and chocolate butter. Dang that falafel hit the spot. Later we met up and enjoyed the weather at a botanical garden and a walk down a creek listening to frogs. Turns out Ukraine has a trash problem too. We were trying to compare vagabond dogs and trash between the two countries. I'm not sure I can state a verdict--horrifying to Americans no matter how you slice it. We stopped in the afternoon for our requisite beer and tea, a habit we quickly lured Adrianne into. Later we had my birthday dinner at a wonderful Indian restaurant with another volunteer named Barb, who reappears later in the story. My birthday cake was...well, not cakelike except perhaps there was some kind of flour involved--little balls of sweet goodness in syrup, one fruity and one carmely. Delicious anyway. Later at Adrianne's house, she got us hooked on bad tv on the internet.
Rachmaninov Slept HereAs I say frequently, you can take the girl out of the WWII site, but you can't take the WWII out of the girl. So we went to Yalta. This was a nice day trip down from Simferopol to the stunning coastline of Crimea. This whole area has long been a vacationland of the Russians, including the family of Nicolas II who was whooping it up at Livadia Palace up until the bitter end. This is where Roosevelt and Churchill met Stalin in February, 1945, to divide up Europe. Oh, that's an over-simplification and I can't speak to everything that happened here and the results. But I know this: we have a tendency to consider the outcome of WWII as (again, simplifying)"We saved the world from disaster." And of course the take-down of Hitler and the Nazis did save a lot of ruin and I don't mean to de-emphasize this. But knowing what we know now about Stalin, and living in a country disastrously impacted by the Soviet sphere of influence, and traveling in Ukraine where 6 million people died in WWII and another 3-10 million died from the genocidal famine (
holomodor) in 1932-33 because of Soviet policies, it would be foolish to think that the end of WWII represents any kind of victory for freedom and democracy. Not from this side of the curtain. And it makes it all the more understandable, though still not forgivable, that Truman dropped the bombs for the benefit of Stalin, Japanese be damned. What horrible creatures we can be.
The day was balanced by a visit to Chekhov's Yalta retreat, his last home as he was battling tuberculosis. He hosted many famous artists and we saw the piano that Rachmaninov played and the bed where Gorky slept. Also beautiful gardens, maybe even a cherry tree (but no sisters or Uncle Vanya). We also had a delicious and very cheap lunch of dumplings. I had a bottled lemonade that Susie, being a Michiganer, likened to Vernors. Enjoyed the seaside promenade but were grateful to be there early in the season. Tourists flock to Yalta in the summer, and there are other towns and beaches that I think we would much prefer that time of year. Ick, crowds! The drive down and back in little buses was pleasant enough and allowed us great views of the surrounding mountains and of the beautifully blue Black Sea. And to contemplate that somewhere between blue and black exist infinite shades of gray.
BakhchysarayYeah, that's a mouthful. Can I brag for just a moment about how much I picked up as far as token words of hello and thank you and elements of the Cyrillic alphabet. I was reading all kinds of signs by the time we were done. I think I may now be almost completely over my fear of traveling to countries where I don't speak the language. Yes it helps when locals take pity on you. Must rely on this. But it was actually really fun to see this on a bus—СІМФЕРОПОЛБ—and know that we want to go there. What was really funny was when I deciphered a sign and understood it because it sounds the same as a Romanian word.
Bakhchysaray is the home to some interesting cultural sites. We went with volunteer Barb and her visiting friend Pat who served in PC Senegal. As these things go, she and Susie had a friend in common. We started at a beautiful little monastery built into some cliffs. The whole area is scenic with large limestone bluffs. We spent the day with many birds, including swallows around the cliffs and noisy tits in the woods. The end point of our walk was the top of one of the cliffs and the site of an old cave city. Most above-ground structures are long gone, but the caves endure and have been variously inhabited for centuries. Today, they are not inhabited but are available for visitors. We saw many visitors, mostly student groups with backpacks, as this was the friday before a long holiday weekend. There were lots of nice meadows for camping along our route.
Later we went back into town and perused the Khan's palace. I did not learn enough about Crimea's Tatar population, descended from Mongols centuries ago. In 1944 (oh, that dang war again!) Stalin had the entire population of Tatars forcibly removed under suspicion of Nazi collaboration to places like Uzbekistan, where they were really out of place. They were granted permission to return in 1989 under glastnost. Many did and today they are a vibrant, if struggling, part of the Crimean community. This Khan's palace is a small representation of the Islamic history and influence in Crimea that is part of the Tatar heritage. Alas, we made a mistake on our lunch selection and got a great view and mediocre food. But we settled for great coffee and a sweet in town before heading back all too soon for our night train toward home.
Crossing BordersAn uneventful trip home is a good trip home, I suppose, although we kept an eye out for another Denis. Arrived in Odessa around 8 Saturday morning. Without an awful lot of trouble we found the city trolley to the bus station. Easily found our mini-bus to Reni, paid the driver and got on. I don't know if there was a schedule to which we were not privy, or (more likely) we simply waited until the bus was full and then we left. Either way, by 9:30 we were on the road. By 2 we were in Reni. The driver offered to take us on to the border (8 km) for 50 hrivna ($7). We had one slightly frustrating border crossing because we needed to get a slip of paper stampila-ed by multiple officers. Finally a woman said "Peace Corps?" and helped us get on our way. A guard at the next border, once we could go no further on foot, found a driver to take us through to Galati. We gave him some money too, 40 lei ($13). He was very helpful, if not exactly Denis. And by Sunday, I was home sleeping in my own bed.
The only downside that I can see is allergies. Something in Crimea really got my poor sinuses in an uproar and I'm still not over it. So far, I've only been allergic to my park. Now it seems I'm allergic to the whole Crimean peninsula. I'll see if I can figure it out.
But the story isn't quite finished. Next up,
Everything is Illuminated, sort of.