Came home from Montana today, a day early to beat a monster snowstorm moving in. No, despite the title of this post, nothing newsy actually happened on the highway. The hundreds of pronghorn we saw two days ago on the trip north were hiding or laying down. The rest area on the northern edge of Sheridan was not serving as a polling place as it had been Tuesday. We made no stops for education and culture.
We did, however, learn all kinds of important things. Seems that in this age of iphones and sufficient coverage, if someone else is driving, an inquiring mind can spend a lot of time looking up marginally useful trivia. For instance, our crossing of Horseshoe Creek prompted me to wonder if we would cross the other section shortly. Which prompted Kelly into a tangent of horseshoes, rainbows, and pots of gold. Which prompted a conversation about Lucky Charms cereal which I averred contained no more than pink hearts, yellow moons, orange stars, and green clovers. News flash, 70s child: purple horseshoes were added to the roster in 1984, rainbows in 1992, and pots of gold in 1994 (in a weird probably-not-Nena-inspired cold war act, red balloons were added in 1989).
My extremely lame leprechaun imitation triggered Kelly's memory to tell me about one of her favorite childhood movies that I had never heard of--
Darby O'Gill and the Little People. Obviously my childhood was lacking, and someone needs to be held accountable!
Alas we were distracted from the important conversation to observe the ever-present-along-Wyoming-highways snow fence. Having studied snow hydrology, Kelly informed me that the ideal porosity for snow fence is 50%. The fence we were observing seemed a bit more porous, but that could have been an optical illusion. The goal of snow fence is not to fully block anything, but rather to slow down the wind to a speed where it can no longer carry the snow. Ideally, the snow does not all back up behind the fence, thereby simply creating a handy ramp for the snow and wind to jump over. Ok, now that's some news you can use.
Gaining yet more usefulness, let's turn to the critical food information we learned today. Read in the New York times an article about which vegetable makes the best pumpkin pie. News flash, canned pumpkin eaters: butternut squash wins in categories of both taste and texture, and probably ease as well. Blue hubbard, our family's standby, evidently has an undesired granular texture. Sugar pumpkins are neither sugary or smooth-textured. Acorns are a close second, but not as colorful (I have my doubts about this). Butternuts are easy to peel and cook up perfectly. I knew you needed to know.
Finally, as we were approaching Fort Collins in the early evening darkness, we observed a collection of
radio towers blinking just north of town. Even the local native didn't know their purpose, so after some wild speculation, I googled them. News flash, clockwatchers: turns out we are the official communicators of atomic time. Snap! Don't we feel important?! What, you say? Well, it's a bit much to tell all here. But...the National Institute of Standards and Technology is the government agency in charge of time (among a stunning array of other cool things). They have an office in Boulder. And here in Fort Collins, and also in Hawaii, they maintain radio stations. Ours is WWV and broadcasts time information at many frequencies in the high frequency/short wave family. Hawaii's is WWVB. People all over the world receive these broadcasts, made in Coordinated Universal Time (UTC, Greenwich Mean Time, Zulu). Information is transmitted both by voice (male in Colorado, female in Hawaii, so listeners can tell where it's coming from) and digitally. If someone has an atomic clock, the digital signal keeps the clock accurate. Hundreds of millions of clocks worldwide are synchronized every day. In addition to time, the stations also broadcast NOAA announcements with geophysical alerts, including solar emissions, and National Weather Service marine storm warnings.
Whew, and you thought all I did today was drive and look out the window at the beautiful Wyoming scenery.